even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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