I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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