At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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