just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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