lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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