THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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