Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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