I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
the condom got lost in my hair
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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