My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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