do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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