I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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