you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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