wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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