Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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