so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She announced her abortion via fbk
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
