DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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