I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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