yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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