Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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