Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
organizing the empties. That sober.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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