Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Randomize
