dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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