she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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