I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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