Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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