oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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