i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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