I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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