matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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