whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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