She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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