so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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