i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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