dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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