so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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