So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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