I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It's never too late to be topless.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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