i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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