"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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