just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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