when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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