next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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