I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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