i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
What a dumb baby whore.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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