I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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