Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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