what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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