She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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