I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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