I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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