He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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