In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
