You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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