I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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