seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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