And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So much rum. So many feels.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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