Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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